well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I have fence marks all over my body
you never un-have a 4some
we should paint friendship bongs
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