u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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