Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You pole danced in your parka.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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