The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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