O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
he shaved USA in his pubs
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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