just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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