Are we in a gay sports bar?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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