I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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