let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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