is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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