I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize
