I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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