now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
