are you still at the devil's house?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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