Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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