did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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