he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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