normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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