my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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