Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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