I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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