I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
