I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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