we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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