If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
