there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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