Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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