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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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