It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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