I was born with a shot glass in my hand
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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