I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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