Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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