She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
