Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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