my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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