she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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