With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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