i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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