life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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