Where is the hickey?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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