My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
there is puke in my bra ... again
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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