Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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