East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
