I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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