the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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