i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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