: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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