she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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