"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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