worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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