scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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