my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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