Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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