she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
NoShamevember. You game?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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