Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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