5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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