I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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