Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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